It’s taken a lot…a LOT…of frogs to find her prince, but nevertheless, Kim Kardashian has finally done it. She’s found the one man whose ego matches hers, who enjoys the paparazzi and media blitz as much as she does, who can put up with her demands because he likely has even more demands.
Kanye West and Mrs. Kim Kardashian-West may be a tad annoying on the fame-whoring side, but honestly, we can look at what they’re doing as philanthropy here people! These two are providing hope and inspiration free-of-charge for the thots who may have a colorful past (sex tape anyone?), for the crazy bitches who think they’ll never find a man who can put up with their crazy, for the boss bitches that have tried on every “shoe” but still can’t find the right one to compliment their style (that’s a metaphor to a man if you’re not getting that…)
In honor of KimYe‘s philanthropic efforts, I’ve decided to take a walk down memory lane to provide even more inspiration for us all…by reminding you that even if you’ve dated a LAME or 5, there’s still hope to find your Kanye, get married and live happily ever after. You’re welcome.